Pretending you were drunk when you were actually just a sober psycho. PGP.

Listening to three girls in their mid-twenties discuss their wedding plans while subtly comparing how much each will cost. PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.

“So… what are we?” PGP.

Contemplated calling the police on anyone who blew off a firework after 10 p.m. PGP.

I got so fucked up on Friday that I spent my entire long weekend recovering. PGP.

My company has blocked Pandora but Facebook is apparently still cool. PGP.

Boss took the day off. I’m not doing shit today. PGPM.

My office phone just rang for the first time since I started working two months ago. The lady on the other end had the wrong extension and I had no idea how or where to forward her call and the entire experience was terrifying. PGP