Got injured at laser tag. PGP.
Being troubled by how excited you get about incoming calls from unknown numbers when you’re looking for a (better) job. PGP.
Still don’t know what GOAT means. PGP
It’s 12:42 am, I wake up in 6 hours to get ready for work. I am unsure of whether or not I’m in good enough shape to masturbate enjoyably right now. PGP
My office phone just rang for the first time since I started working two months ago. The lady on the other end had the wrong extension and I had no idea how or where to forward her call and the entire experience was terrifying. PGP