When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.
Guy at work has bronchitis and is hacking up a lung. Refuses to use PTO and now I’m sick. PGP.
“Happy Friday!” PGP.
When you want to search for a new job but don’t want to go through the trouble of updating your resume. PGP.
Getting overly excited to test out your new lumbar support at work. PGP.
When your male coworkers assume you wear dresses to work to impress people, but really, you just don’t want to put on pants. PGP.
I used to have the best memory. Now, I tell the same story 5 times and can’t remember what I ate for breakfast. PGP.
Contemplated calling the police on anyone who blew off a firework after 10 p.m. PGP.
Getting upset because your favorite candle was discontinued #PGP
Spending your hypothetical tax return money before it even hits your bank account #PGP