Faking a sip of coffee to avoid conversation

I had a 7:45 meeting scheduled for this morning. Client canceled at 7:38. PGP

Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k)

DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.

My girlfriend discovered my PGP name

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

Forgoing coffee to avoid conversation in the break room. PGP.

I’m so jacked for tax season. PGP

Still contemplating submitting my post-Powerball winning resignation letter despite not winning.