Still contemplating submitting my post-Powerball winning resignation letter despite not winning.

Coworker just confirmed a meeting by saying, “So are we still gonna hook up later?”

“Highly impressed” with no immediate job offer.

Still hungover.

The only perk about getting to work early is getting a good parking spot.

Coworkers assuming you’re hungover when you actually have a cold. PGP.

The amount of times I’ve heard “just wait until you have kids” is making me reconsider being a father. PGP.

Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.

Completely inflating your job responsibilities to anyone who has no chance of finding out you’re a fake. PGP.

Making followup calls to emails you sent 5 minutes ago just to pass the time. PGP.