Stuck in the airport with 2 standby tickets and a promise for a flight tomorrow. Thanks American Airlines. PGP.
Had to make two trips to the car to get all the groceries in. PGP.
She’s a night pooper
Beefing up the ol’linked in profile.
My girlfriend discovered my PGP name
Basic in front of me ordered 3 ridiculous custom coffees and paid with 3 cards.
My desk just got moved to the storage room in the basement
I must be an asshole for trying to close deals between Christmas and NewYears
All I want for Christmas is my girlfriend to shower after yoga. PGP.
Holy fuck, I’m still drunk!