My coworker, who is atleast 20 years older than me, just invited me to a “Galentine’s Day Dinner Party.” PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

The best part of my Friday was finding out my credit score went up 5 points. PGP.

“Happy Friday, someone in your call center gave the building bed bugs” PGP.

Bumble swipes in traffic. PGP.

Tax refund spent. Haven’t even filed yet. PGP.

I didn’t get anything in the office Secret Santa exchange, and I don’t know who to be pissed at. PGP.

Taking suggestions for a new Bumble opener. PGP.

Spent my morning looking at houses on Zillow I’ll be able to afford in 20-30 years. PGP.

My mom’s friend uses tinder. PGP.