Leaving at noon today. But then again, every day is a half day. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

Interviewed for a job that I don’t want just to get out of the current one I’m in. PGP

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

No toilet paper at home, gotta hold it till work. PGP.

When you see the requisition for the job you just interviewed for reopened.

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.

Can’t wait until I become one of these people whose whole job seems to be dropping by each office and asking its occupant “Do you have a minute?” PGP.