A coworker is already showing off pictures of her Christmas tree and lights. PGP.

Fell off my couch on Saturday night while sleeping and knocked myself out. PGP.

Have to rewatch a Friday Night Tykes episode again because I missed I fell asleep during the championship game. PGP.

Our CEO sent out a network-wide email with attached pictures which slowed down our entire server. PGP.

I still use a BlackBerry. PGP.

Seriously considering opening up a food truck. PGP.

“Too young to live like I’m over the hill. And too old to be wild and free.” PGP.

Having half of a leftover burger, 2 taquitos, and an apple for lunch. PGP.