Copenhagen taste, Longhorn budget. PGP.

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

Already bit into a donut filled with mayonnaise and had a prank call this morning. PGP.

Switching to a non-commission job was the worst thing that ever happened to my motivation. PGP.

Getting pinched for not wearing green. PGP.

Biting the bullet and getting to work 10 minutes earlier so I don’t have to participate in the “good morning parade” on the way to my desk every morning. PGP.

Hid in a vacant office to avoid having to sing “Happy Birthday.” PGP.

Our national conclave next spring is in Vegas. Already booked the days off, and the two days after, for recovery. PGP.

I’ve been sandbagging my sales this month since I knew I wasn’t going to make my bonus two weeks ago. PGP.

The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.