My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP.
Flushed my smaller toenail clippers down the toilet today. PGP.
I go on LinkedIn sometimes when I’m at the bar. PGP.
Just avoiding the “Off To College” Snapchat story. PGP.
“So… what are we?” PGP.
“I was referred to you…” PGP
I swear at my laptop. PGP