Working from home today. Boss never said yes to the telecommute request, but he also never said no. PGPowerMove.
Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.
Resolved a major crisis by coordinating across multiple teams, only to be chewed out by my manager for not telling her what I was doing. PGP.
Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.
Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.