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I’m a regular at more than one Subway.
Loudly making a brunch reservation on the office phone so my manager doesn’t ping me for weekend work.
Dropping $170 on a first date only to get dumped after the second date.
Wouldn’t be terribly upset if I got the flu because I don’t want to be at work.
I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.
75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.
I worked late enough to sleep on the office break room couch twice this week. PGP.
I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.
Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.
The new hires aren’t intimidated by me. PGP.