The new hires aren’t intimidated by me. PGP.

My supermarket sells 6 packs of Michelob Ultra for $12.99. PGP.

I shit my pants at work today. PGP.

Left the office 15 minutes before I turned 23. PGP.

Strained my wrist at office beer pong. PGP.

Planning your lunch break around when your 12 hour Tinder timeout expires. PGP.

My tuition costs were higher than my current salary. PGP.

Switching the Adderall prescription from intensive release to extended release. PGP.

Signing up for a PGP account while sitting at graduation. PGP.