Directing someone to your boss only to have him put it right back on your desk. PGP.

The age of “college football is back, but no one can find babysitters for the weekend.” PGP.

Ducking plans for this weekend because you’re still hungover from last weekend. PGP.

“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.

Leaving the office “early,” two hours after everyone else. PGP.

It’s my birthday today, I work 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. PGP.