Due to restructuring, not knowing if someone got canned or is just taking vacation. PGP.

Font is getting smaller and smaller. I’m considering buying a pair of reading glasses. PGP.

Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday. PGP.

Sunny during the week, rainy during the weekend. PGP.

Heard a catchy new tune on the way to work. Justin Bieber.

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.