My hair loss shampoo bottle is so big that I can’t place a beer on my shower shelf #PGP

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

Receiving a company card, then being too afraid of being accountable for all purchases made to ever actually use it. PGP

Always telling my co-workers my weekend was “low key” PGP.

I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

The daily morning battle of when I see if I can hold out my poop long enough to make to work so I can be paid to take one.PGP.

Being of so little importance that you aren’t even targeted by company-wide phishing emails. PGP.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP