The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

“Another day, another dollar” PGP

My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

Downloading the New York Times Crossword app in attempts to keep your brain and vocabulary sharp. PGP.

I’ve been here almost two years and I can still touch all of the walls of my office at once

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP