Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

Taking Gas-X pills is like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound for me. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

Caught myself watching the local news and actually enjoying it. PGP.

Signing a card for someone in the office who you didn’t even know existed. PGP.

Low balance alerts. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

The new guy sits next to me so now I’m expected to be his best friend. PGP.

Got my new dress slacks delivered to the office. PGP.