27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP

My co-workers still ask how my ex is doing. PGP.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.

You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP

I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.