that daily, 4:30 pm “I’ll be productive tomorrow” thought

If only my job was as good as my LinkedIn mades it sound. PGP.

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

Legit job title, glorified assistant duties. PGP

Not having enough energy at 5:00 for that pity laugh in regards to your boss’s crappy joke. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.

Taking two days of PTO meaning you do a week’s work in three days. PGP.