Combining sick days with vacation days on your time sheet. PGP.

“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP

The “O” key on my keyboard is starting to stick. PGP

My company charges our clients 5 times the amount that they pay me. PGP

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

“When I was your age, I was just like you.” PGP.

I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

I’m hungover and sunburnt. PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.