“Minimum of 3-5 years of related functional experience.” PGP.

The new secretary is a snaggletooth. PGP.

“You watch the game last night?” PGP

1: “Did you read the guidelines?” 2: “I glanced at them.” PGP.

Fearing the consequences. PGP.

I really can’t handle my electric bill this month. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

My mom still slips me 20s. PGP.

Third cheeseburger of the week. PGP.

Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.