TerryTateOfficeLinebacker

Member Since 12/05/2013

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Actually enjoying the hold music groove and then having it ripped away when the other end picks up. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Had to poop on my lunch break. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Prop bets on which friend’s baby will cry first at the Super Bowl party, and whose pregnant wife will make him leave first. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Not necessarily pissed that I had to come in on a snow day, just that everybody else came in too. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

They throw farewell parties with cake for people that quit at my office. Why am I still here? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Keeping an organized desk apparently means I don’t have “enough work to do,” so now I just leave it a mess. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I flip off just about everyone as soon as they leave my office. PGP.

Post Grad Problems
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Hoping for leftovers from a partners’ meeting. PGP.