The last four banner ads on PGP for me were for Spanx, Jimmy John’s, Planet Fitness and an ad letting me know Pizza Hut is hiring delivery drivers. PGP.
Described as having a “pep in your step,” but only on Fridays. PGP.
I could really use a free t-shirt. PGP.
Third cheeseburger of the week. PGP.
Did the math. If I don’t get at least $1,732 back on my tax return, I’ll have operated at a loss in 2014.
Moved to the South to escape brutal, Northern winters. Woke up to a high of 21 today. PGP.
There is nothing for me to do today. I don’t know why they made me come in. PGP.
Your girlfriend wearing sweatpants to watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. PGP.
The “Yeah, I can get drunk on $25” conversation with yourself every Friday. PGP.
My Friendsgiving leftovers finally went bad. PGP.