Broke my dry streak and threw out my back. PGP.

Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.

It’s not even noon yet. PGP.

“Thank you for submitting your application to this position. Please do not respond to this email, as this account is not monitored.” PGP.

I just found a $0.50 cent off two or more Lean Cuisines coupon, so I guess you could say 2015 is off to a great start. PGP.

I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

Kelly Kapowski is turning 41 today. PGP.

Our office manager started buying cheaper pens. I’m unreasonably upset by this. PGP.