UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

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The biggest douche in my high school is now a famous actor in Hollywood. PGP.

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My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

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I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

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I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

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Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.

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Everything I do is “above my paygrade.” PGP.

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Garfield comics hitting a little too close to home. PGP.

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Getting stressed trying to figure out how I’m going to afford Christmas gifts for all my family and friends. PGP.

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Bought a new mattress and a new office chair. If that’s how I’m going to spend 90% of my time, I might as well be comfortable. PGP.

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