Google search: Has anyone ever died from a hangover? PGP
Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP
“I’m still trying to play catch-up from being out of the office last week.” PGP
There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP
Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP
Almost called into work because I’m still hungover. PGP
The old ladies at work tell me I dress like their husbands. PGP
Facebook creeping a girl before adding her on LinkedIn. PGP.