I had one Bloody Mary at Sunday brunch and was hungover for four hours afterwards.

My manager texted me the angry emoji when I was 15 minutes late this morning.

I’ve been here almost two years and I can still touch all of the walls of my office at once

My back has just informed me that it’s official: I’m too old for shower sex.

In my office bracket, I’m losing to the girl that has never watched basketball before in her life. PGP.

I have a case of the Mondays.

The whole office spent the first hour and a half of work today debating that damn dress.

Raiding your parents’ house for groceries when they leave town for the weekend. PGP.

The inspirational quote in your email signature makes you getting fired the change I want to see in the world. PGP.