Shirt was on inside out today. Nobody told me. PGP.
Pulled a muscle playing corn hole yesterday at the company outing. PGP.
Forgot I had lowered my chair and sat on my balls. PGP.
Partner just said “It’s lit.” PGP.
Still hungover form Friday. PGP.
Walked in on one of the notoriously difficult partners in the office pooping. He now goes out of his way to be nice to me. PGPowermove.
Had a nightmare that I wore jeans on Thursday thinking it was casual Friday. PGP.
Accidentally ate someone else’s lunch today. PGP.
A partner just sent out an email selling his Celtics tickets worth more than the year-end bonus I finally received today. PGP.
“Here is your mission should you choose to accept it,” -partner laughing as he gives me a project because he knows I have no choice in the matter. PGP.