Looking up exercise programs knowing full well that you’ll never do any of them. PGP.

Girlfriend, 401(k), gym membership. Pick one. PGP.

Really starting to get tired of the breakfast at the hotel I’m staying in. PGP.

Getting all excited about a raise that can barely cover the price of one extra Subway Sandwich every two weeks. PGP.

I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.

They should fire whoever put black licorice in the conference room candy bowl. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

Cleaning my desk area being the most satisfying and rewarding thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

Choosing to work optional overtime on Saturday, not because I need the money, but because I need more stuff to do on the weekend. PGP.

Refusing to update your LinkedIn profile for fear that you may lose your job at any moment. PGP.