I just lost all respect for my coworker because she doesn’t like Chipotle. PGP.

The most attractive girls at the office are always the summer interns. PGP.

I’ve gotten several compliments on my new car the last few days. It’s a rental. PGP.

People thinking you’re telling a joke when you tell them your salary. PGP.

Someone asking “What did you get?” every single time you come back from lunch. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

The coworker sitting across from my cubicle has been threatening to quit his job for months now. PGP.

Finding a significant other with good health insurance is my number one priority, because mine is awful. PGP.

The traditional Monday morning removal of the croakies. PGP.

“Hey Dad, I’m coming home today” “Why?” PGP.