Calling “dibs” on the Master bedroom of the condo when traveling with your manager. PGPM.

Gave my two week notice today. Best day at work in months. PGP.

Bought a new mattress and a new office chair. If that’s how I’m going to spend 90% of my time, I might as well be comfortable. PGP.

Our office manager started buying cheaper pens. I’m unreasonably upset by this. PGP.

When buying $20 worth of crap from my little cousin’s school fundraiser severely affects my plans for this weekend. PGP.

Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.

Being used as a pawn in someone else’s office power play. PGP.

The intern is more productive than I am. PGP.

The person that talks to me the most during the day is the voice in the elevator. PGP.