Asking Santa for a better job. PGP.

Your coworkers assuming your corpse-like state is from weekend partying, not actually being sick. PGP.

I went first in white elephant. PGP.

Another day, another 50 résumés sent. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is a career change. PGP.

“Oh good, you’re still here.” PGP.

Secretly hoping the plastic bottle vodka gag gift makes it around to you in the company gift exchange. PGP.

WHY AM I STILL HERE? PGP.

“I just got a call that my apartment is flooded” -Everyone in my office who just left early. PGP.

Never being caught up on emails. PGP.