I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.
Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.
Please kill me if I ever become the person in the office who wears the blinking Christmas lights necklace. PGP.
Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.
Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.
Winning the company wine draw being the most productive thing you do all year. PGP.
My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.
Our CEO just followed me on Twitter. PGP.
I had three Christmas cookies for breakfast today. PGP.
“Let’s try to work on that.” PGP.