Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Accidentally left my iPhone on “Do Not Disturb” all day. No one noticed including me. PGP

Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.

I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.

Coming off ‘too confident’ in interviews is suddenly a bad thing. PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

The Saved By The Bell cast currently looks younger than I do. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.