If one co-worker goes in on the snow day, you all go in.

Spending your signing bonus before you start the job. PGP.

Nothing like the rush of starting and finishing a report 30 minutes before its due. PGP.

Having sex with my shirt on.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Married coworkers living vicariously through you. PGP.

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.

Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.

Somebody just microwaved broccoli again. PGP.

The last four banner ads on PGP for me were for Spanx, Jimmy John’s, Planet Fitness and an ad letting me know Pizza Hut is hiring delivery drivers. PGP.