I’ll be in bed before my team has even called the coin toss tonight.

I’m most self-conscience about the abnormally high number of icons on my desktop. PGP.

My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.

If the job won’t kill you then the commute will. PGP.

My dog thinks my boat shoes are chew toys. PGP.

Co-worker with an office has been caught looking at porn three times; meanwhile, I can’t even install Spotify on my desktop. PGP

“Catch the game last night?” PGP.

Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.

Just had to help my boss add a new desktop background.

Today I’ve stared at a blank computer screen. That’s it. PGP.