Congress voting on a bill that actually affects your life.

Only excitement I get out of spring break is the better parking at my apartment complex. #pgp

The paradox of days passing very slowly, but the months passing all too fast.

There’s only free food in the office when I’m attempting to go on a diet.

Pretending something’s wrong with my computer so I can restart it and not be expected to do anything for a couple minutes.

I wear non-prescription glasses on client appointments to look more professional.

Oil change, haircut, or Chipotle. Pick two. PGP.

I spent two hours updating linkedin today, I deserve a nap.

I go to the office gym twice a day…because my secret poop place is in the men’s locker room. PGP.

Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP