Friends with benefits now means my friends have health insurance and a 401k. #PGP

Actually having to clean your place before having a girl over. PGP

Feeling obligated to invite a person to your wedding because you were invited to theirs, even though you have a long list of much closer friends. PGP.

Calling in sick on opening day after giving your 2 weeks.

I’ve started attending my church again solely for the networking opportunities.

Watching Dirty Jobs and feeling absolutely no solace nor pride in the job that I have.

My favorite college bar opened a location in my hometown. It’s not the same. PGP.

Company is changing health insurance plans. Begin the company wide complaining. #PGP

Keeping your fingers crossed for the hot interviewee. PGP.

TYPING AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO AN ASSHOLE CLIENT only to pussy out and trash it. PGP.