Executives making sure to CC the entire company before sending emails patting themselves on the back. PGP.

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

1: “I wanna go home.” 2: “We all do.” PGP.

Signed up for Mint.com. All I receive from them are “Low Balance Warning” emails. PGP.

Calling your boss just to make sure he’s at his desk and not walking around. PGP.

1: “So how long have you been working here?” 2: “Too long.” PGP.

My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

“Welcome to Chipot– oh hey man, you want the usual?” PGP.

Replying, “Oh nothing much,” when unaware coworkers ask what’s new when it’s your last day with the company. PGP.

Really thought I’d be making more money at this age. PGP.