1: “How’s it going?” 2: “Oh, can’t complain.” 1: “I could.” PGP.

My coworkers put a fart machine in my office and then sent the hot intern in to see me for April Fools’ Day. PGP.

My boss’s idea of an April Fools’ joke is having a fire drill when it’s 30 degrees outside. PGP.

Your doctor reminding you that not every pizza is a personal pizza. PGP.

I’m writing the code for the program that will automate my job. What is job security?

Hoping my bank account balance is an April Fool’s joke. PGP

Turning down.

Too old to act like a kid, too young to get treated like an adult. PGP.

Handing in your two week notice as an April Fools’ joke and then actually quitting when you realize how good it feels. PGP.

New department moved to my floor. The stall seats always have piss all over them now. PGP.