Tore my meniscus playing softball. Doc either said, “You’re degenerating,” or “You’re a degenerate.” Either way, he’s right. PGP.

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.

Meticulously reading the Employee Labor Laws poster in the break room in hopes of finding a violation I can report. PGP

I’d love to quit, but if I can get them to fire me, I get severance and unemployment. PGP.

Some just went rogue and sent 56 blank emails to the list-serve, asshole. #PGP

Getting disciplined by your boss for doing what your boss’ boss told you to do.

Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.

My money is mostly spent on looking like I’m some sort of success story. PGP

I wish skipping work was as simple as skipping class.

I have a love hate relationship with Mint.com PGP