Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

Strained an ab muscle at my desk today because I stretched too hard during a yawn.

Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”

I now understand why the elderly complain about their joints.

When you ask for raises and corporate gives you two computer monitors instead.

Someone forgot to turn off the coffee pot after killing it. PGP.

Constantly minimizing the ESPN tab when you hear footsteps. PGP.

Someone’s car alarm in the parking lot has been going off for hours.

Having to fight the urge to click on someones LinkdIn profile because you know they’ll see it. PGP.