My dog puked on my carpet not even 10 minutes after I finished cleaning my apartment. PGP.
Career fair duty. PGP.
Buying antacid when I buy beer. PGP.
Annual reminder that federal employees don’t receive Christmas bonuses. PGP.
“This is just a stepping stone.” PGP.
Heard Dave Matthews on the classic rock station. PGP.
“Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” coming on Spotify when my earbuds aren’t plugged in. PGP.
I thought Sausage Party was too over the top. PGP.
Teaching summer school. PGP.
“All I want for Mother’s Day is for you to find a nice girl.” PGP.