Quickly realizing you can’t keep up on your first spring break of grad school.
Realizing you’ve become your father, and being okay with that.
My office mom ordered flowers and made reservations for Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I don’t yet have a date.
Winter beard obscuring winter weight.
Being the reason liquor is banned at further family holiday dinners.
“Can you work this Thanksgiving?”
12 hours into an extended homecoming weekend, already can’t keep up.
Sororities still warning the new girls about me when they find out I’m coming to homecoming.
Took the day off, going in anyways because I’m too behind on work.
I now understand why the elderly complain about their joints.