Really putting my Constanza moves to work this afternoon. PGP

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

My Mom is more popular than me on Facebook now. PGP.

Laboring on Labor Day. PGP.

Taking a sick day to go on an interview. PGP.

Office thermostat wars. PGP

Getting hyped up on LinkedIn Inbox messages only to realize they’re just either generic or computer generated messages. PGP

I’m pretty sure my interview yesterday was for a Ponzi scheme. PGP.

Went to lunch at Twin Peaks yesterday, caught myself watching golf lessons on the big TV the whole time. PGP.

Updating your LinkedIn after a rough work week.