My boss told me to take it easy this weekend. #PGP

Secretly hoping the weather is shitty for all the spring breakers. PGP.

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Got an email from Credit Karma wishing me a happy birthday. #PGP

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Had another dream about work last night. PGP.

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zedmore, PGP

I just can’t get up early enough to cook breakfast. PGP.