On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Even not working is turning into a chore. PGP

“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

My fiancée scheduled a wedding venue tour during the Packers game on Sunday. PGP.

My boss just got a snapchat and added me as a friend. PGP.

May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP

Accidentally blacked out at the baseball game last night. PGP.

Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted.

Warm toilet seats. PGP.