Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

I just told somebody to “join the team.” I feel like a little part of me has died.

Zoning out for minutes at a time thinking about your golf swing. PGP.

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

I took a sick day today. My boss has been emailing me nonstop. PGP.

Fell for a Tinder bot…again. PGP.

Having symptoms of low testosterone in your mid-twenties. PGP.

Paying the price on Monday for how little you accomplished on Friday. PGP.

Immediately transferring my “keep the change” funds from my savings into my checking. PGP